A Blonde Walks Into a Walmart…


After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Blonde jokes are sometimes the funniest ones out there, and there are hundreds to select from.


In one joke, a blonde lady goes into a Walmart to purchase a television, but things go horribly wrong!


A Blonde Walks Into a Walmart…

A blonde goes to Walmart and says to the clerk “Hi, can i get this TV?”


Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”


So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.


She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV?”


Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”


The blonde goes home and dyes her hair black.


She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV now!?”


Clerk: “NO! You’re a blonde”


This blonde wont give up so she dyes her hair brown.


She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV? That’s all I want!!


Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde!!!!


So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair blonde.


She goes back to Walmart and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV!??


Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”


The blonde getting frustrated asks “Why cant I get this TV!!????”


The Clerk answers, “Because this is not a TV!! It’s a microwave!!!!”


Oh my gosh! This joke is pure genius! I could not stop laughing! I am sharing this with all of my friends and family.

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