Man Goes Fishing and Learns Why You Should Never Lie to a Smart Woman

Never lie to a smart woman
“Honey, my boss asked me to go on a fishing trip with him and his friends in Canada. 

Don’t worry, because we’ll be gone for a week. Yes, I’m really happy, because this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve always wanted! So, would you please pack me enough clothes for 1 week and set out my rod and fishing box? Than you dear and right now we’re leaving from the office and I’ll swing by the flat to pick up my clothes and my fishing box. Oh, and I almost forgot – can you please pack my new blue silk pajamas”. 

 At first, his wife thought that this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. 

So, the following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good. The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught any fish?
The husband said:
“Yes dear, we caught lots of salmon, blue gill and a few swordfish. But, let me ask you something – why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”

She says, “I did, they’re in your fishing box”.
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