Laugh Of The day : A Daughter And Her Mother

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Mary lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter, Sara
Mary lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter, Sara,  is constantly calling and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Mary says that she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mom, I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asked her to join him for a weekend and we know what that ment.

Their first night she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She responds, "My breasts are yours to fondle, my body yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.

He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with black panties on and he's in his birthday suit, except he has an erection on which has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this, a black condom?"

He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."
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