Joke Of the day : A Blonde Girl " Knows a Lot About Nails?”

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a
Colorado rancher. 

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows,t he rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to
impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just abovew here the cow's stall is in the barn. 

Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"  The rancher leaves for the fields.  

After aw hile, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front
door.  “I came to inseminate the cow,” he said.  Amy takes him downt o the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when Amy sees then ail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

  The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me, lady, 'cause I'md ying to know.  

How would YOU know that this is the right cow to beb red?"  "That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over itss tall," she explains very confidently.

  Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is then ail for?"  The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over hers houlder, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she replied.

    (It's nice to see a blonde winning...once in awhile.)
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