Church Humor: Farmer Brown and his wife went to church and like they did ever

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Farmer Brown and his wife went to church and like they did ever Sunday. And when the sermon started Farmer Brown would fall asleep.

 So his wife decided this Sunday when  he fell asleep she would stick him With her hat pin and wake him...So sure enough the sermon started  and Farmer Brown..fell asleep. 

The preacher said today we are doing something different. I am going to ask questions and I want the congregation to answer.  

So he began "Who created heaven and earth."  Sure enough Farmer Brown had fallen sleep and his wife poked him with her hat pin. Farmer  Brown jumped up and said "God" Farmer Brown said and the preacher said "right." Farmer Brown sat back down and before long he was asleep again. This time the preacher asked what was Gods son name.

 Sure enough Farmer Brown had fell asleep His wife stuck him again with the hat pin. Farmer Brown jumped up and said "Jesus Christ." "Right Farmer Brown" said the preacher. 

so Farmer Brown sat back down. And soon Farmer Brown was fast asleep again. The Preacher asked  his last question . Now what did Eve say to Adam  after they had their 9th child. 

 Sure enough Farmer Brown had fell asleep this, time when his wife poked him, Farmer Brown jumped up and said "Man if you poke with that thing one more time I am going to break it of."

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