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Funnygrannies.blogspot.com Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. 

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.  

The blonde looked at Jack and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?" 

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."  The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."  Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"  

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." 

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."  

The blonde replies, "I did too;  but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.
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  1. Too funny! I do have some "naturally blonde" friends who are very intelligent; there are a few out there!

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