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Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
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Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
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Older Woman: No. I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please..
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Traffic Cop: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Traffic Cop: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
Older Woman:
(steps out of her vehicle) Is there a problem sir?
Senior Officer: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
Senior Officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. (The woman opens the trunk, it is empty.) Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
Senior Officer: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
(The woman digs into her handbag, pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license quizzically.)
Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
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