Joke Of Today : Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's

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 Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, when they struck   up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and   said "So, why are you here?"    The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the   sofa, the curtains, the cat and the kids. But the final straw was last night,   when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."    The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"    "Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the yellow Lab.   "They reckon it'll calm me down."    The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "So, why are you here?"    The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and   trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the   carpets, but I went over the line last night, when I dug a great big hole in my   owners' couch."    "So what are they going to do to you ?" the Yellow Lab enquired.   "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.    The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"   "I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the   cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts; I want to hump everything I see."   Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to   dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and   started hammering away."    The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,   "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"    The Great Dane said, "No. Apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!!..
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, when they struck
 up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and
 said "So, why are you here?"

The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
 sofa, the curtains, the cat and the kids. But the final straw was last night,
 when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the yellow Lab.
 "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "So, why are you here?"

The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
 trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
 carpets, but I went over the line last night, when I dug a great big hole in my
 owners' couch."

"So what are they going to do to you ?" the Yellow Lab enquired.
 "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"
 "I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
 cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts; I want to hump everything I see."
 Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
 dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
 started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
 "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No. Apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!!..
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