An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic

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 Old Geezer Opens Medical Practice    An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured get back $1,000."    Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000 so he went to Dr Geezer's clinic.    Dr Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth."     Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."    Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!" Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.    Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".
Old Geezer Opens Medical Practice

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000 so he went to Dr Geezer's clinic.

Dr Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth." 

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!" Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".
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