A Mom comes to visit her son david for dinner. Who lives with a room mate, a girl named Kelly.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty David's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there wa...s more between david and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, david volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, kelly and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Kelly came to David saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the golden jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" David said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the golden jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the golden Jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, David
Several days later, David received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Kelly, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Kelly. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the golden jar by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom. !-- Composite Start -->
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