Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: 


"Honey, It's me." 


"Are you at the club?" 


"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?" 

"What's the price?" 

"Only $1,500." 

"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much." 

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." 

"What price did he quote you?" 

"Only $60,000!" 

"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." 

"Great! Before we hang up, something else..." 


"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $650,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." 

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $620,000, OK?" 

"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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