An old lady wants to buy 12 pack of condoms and the drugstore cashier faints when she reveals why


Two elderly women, Mary and Susan, were sitting outside their nursing home, enjoying some coffee and having a smoke. They were having a great time talking and enjoying the sun, when suddenly, it started to rain.
A few seconds later, it was absolutely pouring down, but one of the ladies calmly opened her purse and started rummaging through it. Mary slowly pulled a condom out of the purse, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking without a care in the world.
Susan looked at her in surprise and asked, “Whats that?”
Mary replied, “A condom, of course. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Susan exclaimed, “That’s ingenious! But where did you get the condom?”

Mary replied, “Oh, you can get them in any drugstore these days.”
The next day, Susan hobbled herself to the local drugstore, parked her walker by the entrance and went in. She started looking around for a bit, but didn’t find what she was looking for. She walked up to the cashier and announced to him that she wanted a 12-pack of condoms.

The young cashier seemed quite surprised at hearing this coming from an 81 year old lady.

A bit embarrassed, he stuttered, “A-alright ma’am. Which brand of condoms do you prefer?”
Susan shrugged and replied, “Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.”
The pharmacist fainted.
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